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神吐槽:求你别翻拍了 我就喜欢嚼冷饭******  今天听到最大的噩耗:《我爱我家》要被搬上大屏幕了。

  网友表示:并不是很期待。

 

  编剧已故,老付已故,导演和主演离婚了,老死不相往来,在网上隔空对骂,你现在跟我说你要拍这个电影版。你觉得这事儿可乐不?

  现在导演和编剧一点创造力也没有,就知道卖IP卖情怀,你要把原版人马都找回来我就去看,没有老爷子,笑点已经去了一大半,物是人非再也没有当年的感觉。

  对不起,我就喜欢嚼冷饭,我的情怀还不如去原版电视剧里找。为了钱糟蹋了东西不说,拿脚往自己脸上踹也不好呀!

 

  有些东西还是留在记忆里吧,别把记忆在糟蹋了。当年那么火的《武林外传》,拍出来的大电影就很无聊。而且要拍新故事,现在的《我爱我家》是一家人坐在沙发上玩手机,有什么好拍的。

 

  今天还有一个噩耗,去年的网红日剧《我的危险妻子》(又名《小明婚后的生活》)也要被中国翻拍成电影了。某知名视频网站拿下日本推理小说家东野奎吾《秘密》和《我的危险妻子》量大IP改编权。

 

  日剧IP成了2017年大热,等待被翻拍的日剧列表已经排满了,不知道国内观众会不会对日剧“水土不服”,吃不消日剧价值观。

  有种不祥的预感,我都能想象10集日剧能被拍成24集,沦为讨论家长里短的伦理剧,结局肯定是高智商妻子与出轨丈夫真心合好,一起欢乐地生了二胎,小三也痛改前非,并有了自己幸福美满的家庭。很好,既符合政策,又符合社会主义价值观。

 

  俗话说中日友好靠韩国,自从“限韩令”以后,国内娱乐圈已经把目光转向了岛国。日本小说《嫌疑人X的献身》改编的电影即将上映,虽然故事已经烂大街了,但是不妨碍投资方拿来炒冷饭。

 

  对此,原作者东野奎吾表示:你们开心就好(反正版权费赚到了,随便你们改)。

 

  你看中国翻拍的《深夜食堂》,虽然从场景到演员服装都完全复刻了日版,但总感觉少了点什么。仔细一想,日本这个老板一看就是经历沧桑话不多说一句的老江湖,而黄磊就是你家隔壁爱烧菜的八卦嫂子,你跟他说个事第二天全村都知道了。

 

  要说现在都什么年代了,国产剧还是一直绕不开婆媳剧、抗战片、乡村爱情、古装剧,中国这几十年,变化这么大,哪个不能拿来写成好故事?立足于现实国情的剧才会真正打动观众的心!

 

  你说中国学生没青春,偶像剧不好拍,翻拍日本青春剧,把和服改成汉服来演就算了,竟然还要翻拍《源氏物语》!我们大中华五千年文化都写不出好剧本了吗?

  难道我们的编剧就拿不出好的原创剧本了吗?真相是,国内不是没有好剧本,只是拿着钱不办正事的坑货太多了,掏钱给抄袭狗还不如直接买版权(摊手)。最后的问题还是出在钱袋子上,据说现在剧本不好写,不是大IP投资方不给钱,与其发钱给新剧本,还不如炒冷饭来得稳妥。

 

  【以下是吐槽联播】

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  【砸碎多辆共享单车卖废铁 成都无业男子被刑拘】共享单车真是热度不断,昨天成都公安刑拘了一名破坏共享单车的无业男。生活拮据的张某为了赚钱,在路边偷了一辆摩拜单车,低价买了两辆摩拜单车、一辆ofo单车,因为害怕被人发现是共享单车,他竟然把车拆了当成废铁卖。

 

  鲁班大师,智商250,这点废铁能卖多少钱,真是不懂事。有手有脚怎么不去找份工作呢?想起一个新闻,一个小偷偷了一卡车饮料,然后全倒了卖瓶子……

  说来说去,这事主要还得怪社会,没能让人家躺着挣钱。共享是自私的照妖镜,不是每个人都经得起考验,以后不叫共享单车,改名:素质检测器。

  只是现在国内创业气氛五彩缤纷,共享经济剩下的颜色不多了。

 

  【女孩违规被罚抄交规,抄着抄着……哭了】上路有风险,骑车需谨慎。那天杭州有个妹子骑自行车时违规越线,被交警抓到了,但交警也很萌,不罚款不扣分,让妹子抄交通规则。妹子怎么见过这种大场面,抄着抄着竟然哭了起来……

  妹子:终于毕业了,没想到还是要罚抄(宝宝也是有自尊心的)。

 

  交警:抄错一个字,还得重写。

  犹记当年小楷文,怎料今天抄交规。

 

  很理解妹子,重回学校的噩梦,我也不想见到。

  当年在学校,总是做错题,可是老师你不能说谎啊,做人要真诚,这是不行的老师!

 

  那天老沙问:听见一个说法,“湘妹子要情,川妹子要人,鄂妹子要命!”是吗?

  婷婷:现在都要房,同一个中国同一个梦想。

 

  【新婚之夜 新娘被前男友用高音喇叭高喊"还钱"】“你收了我8万8礼金,不跟我结婚,跑到这边来结婚!还有,我们家14万工程款,你拿哪去了?”

 

  泰州有对新人结婚当晚,新娘前男友竟然在新房外讨债,原本她俩多年前曾经订过婚,新娘父亲还曾向前男友父亲借过14万,之后竟然音信全无,他坦言选择在前女友婚礼当日要钱,是因为前女友当天能收到礼金。

 

  新婚当晚,这就有点尴尬了。现场的小学生写下作文《记一次永生难忘的婚礼》,现实比电视剧还精彩呢,小区老太太们可以聊个七八年了。

  有人说把婚姻当消费品,自然会有人来维护消费者权益,这位前男友等到有钱了才来讨债,感动中国好前任。

  前男友:别提感情,伤钱!

 

  同样需要保护消费者权益的还有这位——

  【演员刘斌家产遭娇妻搬空?女方系马蓉闺蜜】演员刘斌夫妇准备离婚,但却因为财产问题闹得不太友好。因为离婚,两人律师将此前刘斌妻子所转移家产封存,但180箱财产中疑似有100箱仍不知所踪,包括古玩玉器、提款卡、保险箱等。

  刘斌本人也确认了妻子疑似出轨,且疑似受到闺蜜马蓉支招一夜之间搬空刘斌家产的传闻,沦为“翻版王宝强”。

 

  现在真是厉害啊,财产都论箱来算。不过物以类聚,马蓉搬家公司业务已经做这么大了吗?马蓉融资集团是不是也快要上市了?马蓉可以开个培训班,就叫婊蓉社,专业生产“破产姐妹”。

  想当年小虎队的歌词是:想带你一起看大海,说声我爱你,给你最亮的星星,说声我想你,听听大海的誓言,看看执着的蓝天,让我们自由自在地恋爱。

  现如今TFBoys的歌词是:给你买最大的房子,最酷的汽车,走遍世界每个角落。

  时代真的变了……

 

  【上墙巴】

 

  槽友们找错别字的水平都一流!

 

  发照片的槽友最优秀!

 

  这位朋友你想得很美啊~

 

  想一块儿去了!

  【聊聊巴】

  你最不舍得被翻拍的是哪部剧?

  (困困困困困的小巴)

 

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陕西省共发现140种矿产资源 60种矿产保有储量位居全国各地前十位******

新闻通稿 (首席记者 龚伟芳)11月23日,省十三届人大常委第二十九次大会征求了《陕西市人民政府有关2020本年度国有制自然资源(财产)管理方法状况的重点报告》(下称《报告》),陕西省初次展示全省自然资源层面的国有资产处置“家产”。

��报告》表明,陕西省共发觉140种自然资源,60种矿产资源的保有储量稳居全国各地前十位;全省水源总产量419.62万立方米;全省融合提升后的自然保护地有公园、保护区、自然公园共202处。

截止到2020年末,秦岭大熊猫人工繁殖种群做到32只,秦岭大熊猫郊外种群增长幅度、相对密度居全国各地之首;人工繁殖朱鹮1171只,朱鹮种群发展壮大到5000余只,为全国各地第一;延安市子午岭华北豹总数达110只,为中国总数较大和相对密度最大的豹种群;人工繁殖林麝8100余只,林麝种群发展趋势到2.5万余只,通过不断维护,陕西省陆生野生动植物达791种。

��报告》还表明了2020年全省土地交易、矿业权转让、水资源税收益等领域的盈利状况。

摸透“家产”才可以更强管理方法。为了更好地给陕西省老百姓拿出一份全透明账、搞清楚账,2021年5月逐渐,省自然资源厅在推动国有制自然资源资产清查试点的根基上,协同省林管局等8家单位,沟通交流统一我国报告內容和数据信息规格,机构研讨调查,多方面征询建议,历经5个半月,完成了我国初次国有制自然资源投资管理状况的重点报告。

“促进和健全国有制自然资源财产管理方面,可以进一步提高国有制自然资源财产维护和节省聚合利用水准,更强充分发挥国有制自然资源财产在服务项目全省高质量发展中的发展战略支撑点和基本保证功效。”省自然资源厅厅局长薛建兴表明。


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Russia to send Japanese tycoon to ISS in return to space tourism******

Reuters。

A specialist watches as the Soyuz MS-20 spacecraft for the new International Space Station crew is lifted to the launchpad ahead of its upcoming launch, at the Baikonur Cosmodrome, Kazakhstan, on Sunday. Russia will send Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa to the International Space Station tomorrow.。

Russia will send Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa to the International Space Station tomorrow in a move marking Moscow's return to the now booming space tourism business after a decade-long break.。

One of Japan's richest men, Maezawa, 46, will blast off from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan accompanied by his assistant Yozo Hirano.。

On Sunday morning, their Soyuz spacecraft with a Japanese flag and an "MZ" logo for Maezawa's name was moved onto the launch pad in unusually wet weather for Baikonur.。

The mission will end a decade-long pause in Russia's space tourism program that has not accepted tourists since Canada's Cirque du Soleil co-founder Guy Laliberte in 2009.。

However, in a historic first, the Russian space agency Roscosmos in October sent actress Yulia Peresild and director Klim Shipenko to the ISS to film scenes for the first movie in orbit in an effort to beat a rival Hollywood project.。

Maezawa's launch comes at a challenging time for Russia as its space industry struggles to remain relevant and keep up with Western competitors in the modern space race.。

Last year, American firm SpaceX of billionaire Elon Musk ended Russia's monopoly on manned flights to the ISS after it delivered astronauts to the orbiting laboratory in its Crew Dragon capsule.。

This, however, also freed up seats on Russia's Soyuz rockets that were previously purchased by NASA allowing Moscow to accept fee-paying tourists like Maezawa.。

Their three-seat Soyuz spacecraft will be piloted by Alexander Misurkin, a 44-year-old Russian cosmonaut who has already been on two missions to the ISS.。

The pair will spend 12 days aboard the space station where they plan to document their journey for Maezawa's YouTube channel with more than 750,000 subscribers.。

The tycoon is the founder of Japan's largest online fashion mall and the country's 30th richest man, according to Forbes.。

"I am almost crying because of my impressions, this is so impressive," Maezawa said in late November after arriving at Baikonur for the final days of preparation.。

Maezawa and Hirano have spent the past few months training at Star City, a town outside Moscow that has prepared generations of Soviet and Russian cosmonauts.。

Chinese mainland Olympians share experiences, insights with HK compatriots******

HONG KONG, Dec. 5 (Xinhua) -- During their three-day visit in the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region (HKSAR), a delegation of Chinese mainland Olympians has attended a variety of activities such as performances and presentations and shared their feelings and thoughts with the press.。

Table tennis Grand Slam winner Ma Long told reporters on Saturday that he felt the passion of Hong Kong compatriots during his visit here.。

Ma was part of the delegation to Hong Kong after the 2016 Rio Olympics. And during his visit to Hong Kong this time, Ma said the support was as strong as ever.。

"As an athlete, I still want to promote sports, not only to promote table tennis, but also to encourage people to love sports," he said.。

He said although the Games were delayed for a year due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the friendship is still very deep. "We can feel the enthusiasm and support from all of you. Wherever we are, we are greeted by warm-hearted citizens, which is very heartwarming," he said.。

Olympic shot put champion Gong Lijiao told reporters that this is her third visit to Hong Kong, having previously spent time at the Hong Kong Polytechnic University for rehabilitation and another time competing.。

Although she is 32 years old, Gong said she still dreams of participating in the 2024 Paris Olympic Games.。

"The next Olympics is three years away, it is not a very long time. But for someone who is more than 30 years old with an injury, there are challenges," she said, showing her determination that she is willing to accept the challenge and prove once again that China women's shot put is top in the world.。

Sun Yiwen, who won China's first Olympic gold medal in women's individual epee fencing, said the interaction with the Hong Kong athletes was very meaningful.。

Recalling the Tokyo Olympics, Sun said she felt very proud when she remembered the national flag being raised and the national anthem being played in the stadium.。

Next, she will focus on the Paris Olympic Games. "The medals of the Paris Olympic Games have a special sense of design, and I am very looking forward to it," she added.。

China's sprint icon Su Bingtian said every athlete will pursue his or her dreams and become stronger and stronger.。

At Tokyo 2020, Su became the first Chinese to qualify for the Olympic men's 100m final, setting an Asian record of 9.83 seconds in the semifinals.。

Su said he thinks it is going to be very difficult for him to break his record, which ranks 14th fastest in history. But he expressed his belief that he wants to continue to persist and make breakthroughs in other aspects.。

Su, also an associate professor at Jinan University, said he hopes to play a role in the development of sports in Hong Kong in the future.。

The visit, as the latest part of "The Spirit of the Times Shines upon Hong Kong" activity series, is organized by the HKSAR government, China's State General Administration of Sport, and the Liaison Office of the Central People's Government in the HKSAR, with the aims to further enhance humanistic exchanges between Chinese mainland and Hong Kong. Enditem。

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